No, Its Too Perilous
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  1. Elijah_Blu

    Ferris wheel of doom! And snuggles.

    • Elwood Blutarsky

      Wait a minute, ferris wheels repeat every few seconds…man that would get real annoying real fast even if the content of the ride actually is both educational and entertaining.

      • psychoJoker36

        Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…
        Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…
        Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…
        Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…

        • thegamist

          Eyetwitches by the thought of going in there

        • CannonFodder

          Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…
          Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…
          Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…
          Welcome to the Thempark World guided tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages…

          • thegamist

            Aaaaaaaaaa

          • psychoJoker36

            Didn’t know “Thempark” was so scary

          • Argent Stonecutter

            I warned you about the ferrets. Didn’t I warn you about the ferrets? Come to think of it, I forgot to warn you about the ferrets. Silly me.

          • psychoJoker36

            You ferret you

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Holy mother of Disney, just what IS your avatar?

          • psychoJoker36

            When it’s 1:30 in the morning, and you are both waiting on Housepets AND working on a Gears of War spoof, the idea to turn COG armor into DOG armor doesn’t seem so stupid. However, at 7 pm the next day…

          • psychoJoker36

            This one better?

          • psychoJoker36

            FAILVITAR STRIKES AGAIN!!!

          • psychoJoker36

            Or not

          • Elijah_Blu

            You people be riding my comment.

            Mhm.

          • Skykitsune

            *twitch twitch* Help… *twitch*

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Elijah: it’s safer than riding the Underground Ferris Wheel.

      • Kamron

        This is an undergroun Ferris wheel that doesn’t go in a wheel– which makes it pretty much the best ride ever.

  2. mathgrant

    Eep! That’s even more of a jerk move than Pete’s ever pulled. XP

    Can I has meaningless first comment? Or better, fourth comment?

    • mathgrant

      Darn it. Second comment. That’s always the worst comment to make.

      *hides in a dark corner with a crappy audio track and cries*

      • Elwood Blutarsky

        Commenting on the number of comments is discouraged, commenting on Fido having a legitimate reason to panic for once is encouraged.

        • psychoJoker36

          Both are so true

        • Val Kilmer Batman

          That’s Bino in there, I’m pretty sure.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            You can tell by the dog tag and the comic tag.

          • Severedevil

            You can also tell because Fido is ripped and Joey is little with patch of dark fur over one eye.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            If you want to get picky. :)

          • Hypergenesis

            @Severedevil
            Fido has a dark patch as well, over the greater visible eye in the above comic

  3. ctcmjh

    King never did get to go walkies with Sasha…

    • Mukavich

      It’s probably for the best. Dates set up whilst drunk almost never go well.

      • the Art Wolf

        When does anything go well while one is under the influence?

        • Argent Stonecutter

          Looney Tunes marathons.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Every time the coyote goes over the cliff, chug an orange soda.

          • Hypergenesis

            I replaced orange soda with cola and I got sugar intoxication by the end of episode seven. Hee hee heeck. . .

          • Argent Stonecutter

            How could you tell over the caffeine buzz?

          • Hypergenesis

            Caffeine immunity.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Oh, man, I’m so sorry… I didn’t know…

    • WingedWolfGirl

      It probably happened off camera comic.

      • Hypergenesis

        or that King wasn’t able to go due to certain cubs. .

  4. Inu225

    Hey it could be worse. At least its not the “It’s a small world” song.

    • thegamist

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      WHO INVENTED THAT SONG
      btw thanks now it’s yet again STUCK IN MY HEAD
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

      • Val Kilmer Batman

        IT BURNS! IT FREEZES! IT MELTS THE BRAIN!

        • thegamist

          indeed

        • Inu225

          A simple analogy of THAT song.
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl5gBJGnaXs&feature=search
          Any questions?

          • Lupus

            How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

          • Rusco

            How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

          • Inu225

            IDK.
            I’ll ask Chuck Norris for an answer to those questions.

          • Expletive deleted

            I have a question…
            Will this be on the test?

          • Val Kilmer Batman

            A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

            Alternatively:

            A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

            Even more obscure:

            How many woodchucks would a woodchucking Chuck chuck if Chuck would chuck woodchucking woodchucks?

            Woodchucking woodchuck chucking Chuck would chuck as many woodchucking woodchucks as woodchucking woodchuck chucking Chuck wood.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Try “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.”

          • Inu225

            Oh Expletive deleted…
            (Deep Voice)
            YESH!!!

            Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an ‘unsatisfactory’ mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!

        • e

          MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! IT’S LESS ANNOY THAT FLAPJACK SHOW!

      • Argent Stonecutter

        You’re playing with fire… earworms can be serious business: “For most of us earworms are relatively untroubling. And if you are tempted to moan then just be thankful you’re not the 21-year-old described in a case report by Praharaj et al. (2009). This man had had music from Hindi films going around in his head against his will for between 2 and 45 minutes at a time, up to 35 times a day, for five years. Unfortunately even powerful drugs couldn’t stop the music.”

      • Expletive deleted

        Don’t worry it will pass. I should know, I’ve had annoying songs stuck in my head so much that I have grown an immunity to them, and all it cost me was my sanity…

  5. yoyodude

    First thoguht: hehehe rez is a wuss

    Second thought; AUHHHGHGHGG not the narrated rides!

    • yoyodude

      **rex

      ugh I can’t type at 2:00…

      • ReCeate

        I can type perfectly at 1 AM while watching TV. 8D(aka, not looking at the keyboard…like…typing blind…umm.. -_-)

        • Lupus

          Rex looks ugly in this strip 8D Poor thing

      • thegamist

        makes perfect sense to me only I can’t type at 8 am

        • FuRrY321

          Oh, I can type at any time. The legibility of said typing depends on the state I’m in. (i.e. distracted, nervous, excited, or sugar rush… wait, how’d that get in there?)

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Could be worse. Freefall just introduced the concept of epic rap yodelling opera.

      Yo! Yo! Can’t touch this!
      Yodeley… yodeley… yodeleyihoo!
      Yo! Yo! Can’t yodel this!
      Yo to ho HO!
      Yo to ho HO!

      • FuRrY321

        Oh, QWERTY… how far have you fallen…

      • thegamist

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  6. IceKitsune

    lol I love the last panel that would be so annoying to listen to

    • e

      yes it would

  7. IloveKING!!!

    We Triede asking nicely.
    WE WANT KING!!! WE WANT KING!!! WE WANT KING!!!

    • Elwood Blutarsky

      Forget him, who needs King when we have Rex who is noticably larger and less whiny than King.

      • Ilovehousepets

        Alright Boys. (Cracks Whip) Elwood needs to be taught a lesson,
        right?

        • xhunterko

          Forgot about the reply button for a second. Then I saw this and am glad I forgot.

        • thegamist

          WE LIKE REX
          WE LIKE REX
          Elwood seemed lonely

          • Lupus

            But I like Ike D:

          • FuRrY321

            But, Lupus, what about Mike?? D:
            Did you forget him, too?

          • thegamist

            HEY I WAS JUST DEFENDING SOMEONE

    • nameless

      As entertaining as King is there ARE other characters…when’s the last time Rex made an apperance anyway? I only seem to recall seeing him in color a few times, same with Sabrina in the last comic. Good to know they still exsist.

    • Kamron

      This is Housepets! not King Comix. Let’s let somebody else have a shot, hmm?

  8. psychoJoker36

    SCHOOL HASN”T STARTED YET!!!!! I”M NOT ALLOWED TO LEARN!!!!!!!!!

    • ReCeate

      *in deep male voice*
      NOO WAII

      (portal reference >.>)

      • psychoJoker36

        That would make sense to me, if I played portal.

        • Val Kilmer Batman

          I played portal, but I only got to test chamber 19 before I got distracted, so I still don’t get it.

    • thegamist

      According to teachers
      EVERY DAY IS A NEW DAY TO LEARN
      For me That’s an occasion to game
      :3

      • FuRrY321

        Well, learning about gaming universes is still learning, right?
        I think every time I log on to Bungie.net I’m learning…

        • Leinad

          i like that thinking.

          *goes to learn about the splinter cell universe… by EXPERIENCE*

          • psychoJoker36

            NO!!! I REFUSE TO LEARN!!! I don’t learn, I just figure out which way is the easiest way to remove Locusts

      • psychoJoker36

        Don’t be hatin on a dog in Carmine armor

    • WingedWolfGirl

      THE MORE YOU KNOW!***********************************************************

  9. Dragon Furry

    I wonder.. is that City ordinance for real. For some reason.. I can see it would be in this silly day and age XD

  10. Thoth

    I would have thought that a guided tour would actually have to present the experiences somehow.

    Perhaps it’s an audio track that talks about the virtual reality tour of diners that are named after famous ferris wheels that comes after the ride when you’re desperate to see anything at all?

    • Rick Griffin

      The ferris wheel passes by light boards with pictures on them.

      • falcon01

        Oh man that IS evil!

      • thegamist

        That makes it a place of sneaking in SHIVERS

      • Argent Stonecutter

        Rick: what’s the name of the underground ferris wheel? “All Night Diner” perhaps, or “Sushi Bar Novelty Buffet”?

      • Thoth

        Ah, less recursive, more annoying! The mayor is even more evil than I thought!

  11. Corodan

    “Welcome to Team Fortress 2 Commentary. I’m Gabe Ne-”

    Oh, wrong thing.

    • Ilovehousepets

      nice gravitar.

      • FuRrY321

        That’s been there for a while… unless Corodan changed it?

  12. xhunterko

    twitch averted

    King is probably:
    A: hanging out with fox who is reading a book somewhere
    B: not there because he wanted to avoid as much contact with other pets and fox is fussing to him about it
    C: at the chinese buffet express wet fur event with a hose

    But I’m leaning towards mostly C.

    • xhunterko

      sorry for the double post but also:

      ‘let me out’
      ‘no’

      • thegamist

        quickly to the escape pod!!!

    • thegamist

      Option D
      … he drunk orange soda …
      here comes hug man again!!!

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      C. Most definitely C.

      • thegamist

        combination of D&C?

        • Radio Viewer

          Plausible. I want to see this.

        • Pokeblue

          I agree, very plausible, and I want to see this too.

        • thegamist

          everybody get wet WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • Argent Stonecutter

      E. In a mascot suit at the ticket booth, snoozing, because there’s no ticket sales today.

      • FuRrY321

        In a mascot suit dressed as a human with stiff, rigid legs (on stilts)?

        • Argent Stonecutter

          Abraham Lincoln suit!

          • Val Kilmer Batman

            Abraham Lincoln conducting the wet fur contest and drinking out of a large container of orange soda with an oversized novelty straw that allows him to drink while on large stilts!

  13. nameless

    Cue that music from the shower scene in Psycho…

    • HunkRlz

      It’s funny how they use chocolate syrup as blood during that scene lol!

  14. thegamist

    I’ve Had WORSE

  15. Elwood Blutarsky

    Rexy? Does Sasha have “lovey” nicknames for all the male canines in the area? She really gets around.

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      She’s just affectionate. They’re nicknames for the people she hangs out with.

  16. ctcmjh

    I would like to hear Gilbert Godfried voice the educational voice over

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      Okay, that just upped the mad scientist laughter effect by two hundred percent.

      The designers are cruel, cruel people.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Christopher Lloyd.

    • WingedWolfGirl

      NO.
      Ben Stein. :D

    • Expletive deleted

      I would suggest Morgan Freeman to do the voice over but then the comedic value of the strip would be gone.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Frank Welker

    • SamBlob

      Billy Mays (preferably before he died)

    • Indagare

      Leonard Nimoy

    • Argent Stonecutter

      William… misplaced… dramatic pause… Shatner.

    • Kamron

      Garrison Keillor.

      Actually, that’d probably make me want to take the ride.

  17. HunkRlz

    I always carry my MP3 player around. Thank god for the invention of the IPod if I were in their paws!!! :)

    • HunkRlz

      *Hears the audio track gasps and puts on head phones and plays Hot For Teacher* Phew that was close! -_-

    • dalonewolf25

      Would you expect them to survive even with the mp3 if the volume of the narrator is at the sound barrier?

    • JustAWolf

      The iPaws… *nods*

  18. masteredwood

    heh nice….

  19. Firewolf

    Pure genius! It’s like the disney train!

    • dalonewolf25

      I once rode on the “It’s a small world” ride. I went on the ride with an Asian kid and an African kid. After the ride, I saw that they had disappeared. They were never heard from again…

      • thegamist

        so that ride IS DOOMED
        oh yeah poor you (next to an asian kid who’s parrents probably had a camera *shivers*)

      • sonic id furreh!!!

        shoulda made friends w/ de asian he maight be famous sumday -_-

  20. rtlstien

    The Horror! The Inhumanity!

    • thegamist

      THAT WHY THEY’RE PETS :3

      • the Art Wolf

        ANIMAL CRUELITY!! D:

        • thegamist

          call gaia

        • Val Kilmer Batman

          See, that makes me think of cats threatening people with pool cues.

          I like to differentiate between animal cruelty and cruelty towards animals.

          NITPICKER… AWAY!

      • Argent Stonecutter

        Don’t forget, these rides are intended for humans.

  21. Toboe

    Awww, panel 3 bino looks so scared.
    I wants to huggle him.

    • thegamist

      well at least it’s BETTER than wanting to hug the WOLF CUBBS

      • Val Kilmer Batman

        Ahem, it’s huggle. There is a slight difference, in that while most people hug, people like Sasha huggle. Toboe likes to huggle.

        • sonic id furreh!!!

          wut, huggles? AI WANT HUGGLES!!!

      • 7ance

        there’s a problem with huggling wolf cubs? I would! they’re so cute! =^_^=

        • thegamist

          THE WOLF CUBS?
          THOSE BRAT KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME
          (remeber we still havnt after HIS hug experience)

          • thegamist

            remeber we still haven´t seen peanut after HIS hug experience
            *shivers*

          • WyldKAT

            errm… Yes, we have.

      • Argent Stonecutter

        The wolf cubs are the most huggleable after Tarot.

      • thegamist

        same to me

  22. Val Kilmer Batman

    Did anybody else notice that one of the tags is “dry guided tour”?

    You may now begin to fear.

    • psychoJoker36

      Rick wins forevererestness forever for that

    • thegamist

      yeah
      (don’t think of disneylands *its-a-small-world song*… idiot!!! )

      • Val Kilmer Batman

        Whatever you do, DON’T think of a purple rhinocerous dancing the macarena.

        • Argent Stonecutter

          … in bed.

          • thegamist

            TO LATE
            NOW SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC WITH IT AND MY BRAIN TOTALY GIVVES UP HGIUDRZUEWDZCCDUZCDUZCDUZCDUZCDUZCDUZWUXV

          • Val Kilmer Batman

            As the actress said to the bishop?

  23. 7ance

    AAARRRGHHHH! XDDD

    • 7ance

      May God have mercy on your soul. oh man that’s awesome. thanks Rick!

  24. J.J.

    They’ll need a “Ferris Wheel’s Day Off” after this…

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      I see what you did there…

  25. Phonti

    NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!

  26. Inu225

    lol
    I wonder if they’ll try to claw their way out.
    Just like my dog does when he really wants to go outside.

    • lightwolf21

      Looks like Bino is in the last panel.

  27. Argent Stonecutter

    Sasha knows she’s goofy. So she’s not really goofy, she’s just drawn that way.

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      Is this a reference to what I think it is?

      NO! Not PATTYCAKE!

  28. DoomTrout

    Is it just me who imagines Rex’s voice as sounding exactly like Sgt. Hatred from The Venture Brothers?

    • Expletive deleted

      I do now that you mention it.

    • Expletive deleted

      Do you imagine Peanut to sound like Dog from “Catdog”?

      • DoomTrout

        To be honest I imagine it more like Dean from the Venture Brothers

        • WyldKAT

          Does that make Tarot Trianna?

          • Kytan

            or perhaps grape…

          • DoomTrout

            lol Triana’s voice definitely fits Grape better XD

  29. Kitch

    See? Tunnel of Love. ;P

    “And remember, this is ME you’re talking to.” x3

  30. e

    the horror the horror this is worse than going thought the trials of Jigsaw.

  31. e

    building ferris wheel underground: 1,000,000 dollar
    audio track: 50 dollar
    the sound of Bino sceaming: priceless
    >:)

  32. King

    i have to admit, that would be pretty bad, unless you like history….and err…ferris wheels

    • e

      come on everyone like ferris wheel

      • Hopper2004

        I guess I’m not part o everybody. :P

        • Val Kilmer Batman

          Me neither. I’ve never been on one.

          I’m not scared of heights, so much as I’m scared of falling FROM heights.

          • Val Kilmer Batman

            Ledges… Don’t even get me STARTED on ledges…

            *shiver*

          • Hypergenesis

            How about glass-bottomed structures? (Ex. the Grand Canyon Skywalk).

          • Val Kilmer Batman

            I have a hard time with the glass elevator on the Space Needle. I can only assume the Grand Canyon would be worse.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Me too.

          • Hypergenesis

            I’ve never been one to trust glass too.

            Go cardboard!

    • Thoth

      Dull really. After all, most of the point of a Ferris Wheel is the view around you, looking down at everything, and getting a bit of cool breeze high above everyone else.

      It’s not like a roller coaster in the dark, where you’re constantly being surprised.

      Perhaps the Ferrets have attached the required educational material to the most pointless rides, so that as few people as possible will be bothered?

      • Hypergenesis

        though I wonder if the underground scenery is like a night view?

        yes, an occasional board of light would pass by but this is a theme-park themed theme park.

        The underground might be the lost graveyard of ferris wheels. OoO

    • Hypergenesis

      Peanut looks like he entered comatose during the ride.

      Here’s a picture.

  33. e

    what kind of inhumane creature would make that audio track? TT_TT

  34. Salenstormwing

    It could be worst. It could be “A Small Ferris Wheel After All”.

  35. Squival

    love the mouse over caption for this one xD

  36. Hypergenesis

    The alt text gives a very grim tale of how long the ride might be.

    • Hopper2004

      What is the alt text? Reading from my iPod!

      • Argent Stonecutter

        City Ordinance 611B, BY ORDER OF THE MAYOR all profit-based recreational parks, buildings and sites must have no less than five percent of their facilities devoted to educational content. May God have mercy on your soul.

  37. Hypergenesis

    I dub thee, large park ride, as “The Labyrinth of Love

    of Ferris Wheels”.

  38. Gamerkitty

    Its dangerous to go alone…

    • PuDdY15

      dangerous indeed….. if ur unloved an u go alone in deh “ride” den u coud become self-conscious if u arn’t alreadeh. hmmm wonder if Rex became self-conscious?

      • JackDesert

        curious thought… and I love the pic you have there… Dusk of Faux Pas, another good comic.
        Wonder if the pair will survive with thier sanities intact…. Roll for mental save.
        Bino: 4
        Sasha: 6
        DM: both failed you go neurotic.

        • Thoth

          How would you tell if they failed?

          • Hypergenesis

            the DM was using the 10’s dice?

  39. Argent Stonecutter

    I was wondering why Sasha seemed to have changed color, then realized they’re not in an open gondola… there’s tinted plastic about the capsule.

    • Hypergenesis

      Of course, if the gondola was open then there might be more than a few casualties at the end of the day.

  40. MrMutt

    must comment with LOL. Made me laugh. I’ve gotten good at laughing VERY quietly at work now.

    • psychoJoker36

      So you would be LOQing?

      • MrMutt

        That might be a correct acronym to use. But I think LQ out sound better. :|

        • WyldKAT

          allow me to quote Demitri Martin:

          “LQTM – Laughing quietly to myself”

    • Sir Jerric

      My brother would suggest LUB for Laughing Under Breath. =)

  41. PuDdY15

    Rex scared of teh dark noooooooez dat cant beh cuz if it were true ten it would also beh true dat Rex sings songs an bakes cookies around Christmas time… oh wait weh saw hem do dat so den if Rexxie does do dat den he mus beh afraid of teh dark too.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Trust you to find a scary picture in Faux Pas. :)

      I love it! :D

      • Hopper2004

        Not her scariest…
        Dusk could do worse.

    • Hopper2004

      D:
      You read housepets AND faux paws?!?!
      I saw your avi!!
      Dusk! I iz a n00bz!

      • Hopper2004

        I know just a little misstake I’ve been reading through the series for
        Like the fiftieth time. I love it.

    • sonic id furreh!!!

      @ puddy
      omg puddy ur… avie is … uh *still starin at ur avie* uh… um it’s a-awesum

    • Hypergenesis

      Actually, I think it was more of a rude comment by Bino, being Bino, as Rex was actually terrified by the dry guided tour than the dark.

      Like running out of a river and being called hydrophobic when there were actually piranhas in the water.

  42. Kytan

    It could have been worse… they could have gotten stuck on its a small world for about a hour with the same track going at disney world!!!! the horror!!! Or they could have gotte stuck on… was it the house of progress with the guy talking about hos ice box over and over and over and over…..

  43. Vv45689

    Whyyy!!!

  44. Vv45689

    New avatar his name’s Vinny the cat!

  45. Vv45689

    Is this better?

  46. Dr. Prower

    SAVE SASHA AND BINO!!!!!!

    • sonic id furreh!!!

      OR JUST SASHA!!! XD

      • gagi

        WIN !!!

        also i agree … bino could learn a few things :)

  47. FerreTrip

    Well, at least it sounds partway interesting…

    …though roller coasters through the ages sounds like a much better subject…

  48. Mika

    Its a small world after all, its a small world after all…

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Nooooo!

      [hums chocobo racing music]

    • Expletive deleted

      I don’t think it’s working, you need to sing louder. I’ll sing back-up.

      IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!!
      IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!!

      • Expletive deleted

        *hit by crossbow bolt*
        I REGRET NOTHING!!!
        *dies*

        • Val Kilmer Batman

          And he wouldn’t have been able to even scream out that if you would have only used one my patented “bolts of live squid”.

          • Hypergenesis

            Maidavme =)

  49. shyannethefox

    at least it’s not playing “It’s a small world..” lol

    • Kytan

      try gettig stuck on the ride for a hour…

      • Rendak

        It would be permanently drilled into your brain

        • Mordark

          …and secured tightly in place with 9″ rivets

          • Vv45689

            . . . with hot glue.

        • yarrofox

          Even hearing it once gets it drilled in your brain

  50. anthroguy101

    It can’t be as bad as Justin Bieber, unless Justin Bieber is actually in there.

    • Mika

      That would be MUCH worse…

      • Rendak

        I agree, it would be suicidally inducing….Wait did I say that right?

        • sonic id furreh!!!

          ai dunno, but ai want justin bieber to jump off de aiffle tower ¬_¬

    • Indagare

      It’s Justin Bieber’s voice on the audio soundtract, with back-lit images brought to you courtesy of the folks who designed the “It’s a Small World” ride.

      • iHavezMyBirdo

        lol.

  51. WingedWolfGirl

    *Reads alt text*
    Darned City Regulations!!! x_x

  52. The Wolf Next Door

    Ferris Wheels with snuggles… I wanna try :3

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      *wai* *2*

      MUAHAAHA!

  53. Corodan

    I used to have this old video as a kid that showed me how they made theme parks.

    THAT was rad.

  54. Gaboris

    The terror of repeating education!!!!! O_O”
    BTW what could they possibly see on an underground ride, are there shows or stuff? (Yeah I know it’s for snuggels, but besides that… now I sound stupid. XP)

    • Hypergenesis

      As Rick has mentioned, the ferris wheel passes by light boards with pictures on them.

      So the question-answer to your question is how big are these boards and what do they contain.

      • Gaboris

        Oooh… interesting, thx for the info, but now I can’t get my mind off of what those pics are. XD

        • Hypergenesis

          You can go and check Argent’s posts below, the ferret’s got an iron will to be going through the ride for quite a number of times.

          • Argent Stonecutter

            It’s fascinating. I’d never heard of the Maori Battle Clowns and their Haka-Ha-Ha war dance before.

          • Hypergenesis

            Just how many times have you been riding that wheel?

          • Argent Stonecutter

            It’s lonely work, me and my orange soda and a whole lot of aspirin, but someone’s gotta do it.

          • Gaboris

            Permanent braindamage is too high of a price even for such great knowlage…
            So go and take those pills with soda somethin more safe… like on a construction site. X3

          • Argent Stonecutter

            *hic*

  55. Oren Otter

    I thought the Guided Tour of Ferris Wheels Through the Ages was the name of the wave pool.

  56. e

    as you exit to your right you will see a lawyer with a contract for you.

  57. Argent Stonecutter

    “Here we have the bamboo and silk wheel from the Fun Park of Emperor Bozhou, of the Honk dynasty. This wheel was known to have collapsed on two occasions, but it was rebuilt by the Ritual Clowns each time. A ride on it was one of the trials required for employment in the Fun Bureaucracy.

    “The short-lived Honk reign was cut short by the Serious Rebellion, the Fun Park was destroyed by fireworks, and Bozhou’s red nose was ground to powder and scattered over its ashes.”

    • Val Kilmer Batman

      I lol’d. Well, it was kind of a snicker, I guess, but I suppose it counts.

      It was funny.

  58. anthroguy101

    You deserve it, Bino.

  59. Val Kilmer Batman

    Sasha, panel 1.

    • Rendak

      Win

  60. Argent Stonecutter

    “This wheel was to have been built by Archimedes at the command of the king of Syracuse, but it was converted into a defensive engine during the Roman invasion. Cicero claims that it was captured intact and shipped to the Circus Ludicrus outside the Emperor’s Summer Retreat near the Roman city of Florence, but there is no contemporary confirmation of this story.

    “Leonardo da Vinci is said to have spent several years attempting to recreate this wheel during his residence in Florence, due to the popular tales about its abilities: it was supposed to be able to cloud minds, raise the dead, and reverse baldness, but of course later pictures of the great inventor clearly demonstrate that he can not have been successful in this endeavor.”

  61. Argent Stonecutter

    “During the Derp period after the collapse of the tower of Babel, Ferris Wheels where frequently seen among the great cities of the Feral Crescent. Ur, Um, Huh, and Duh needed great building projects to show off their growing prowess in the new languages (which still had simple, quaint names like “Huh”, “Hurr”, and “What you say?”). Obviously the traditional works like towers and pyramids were considered to risky, so theme parks blossomed among the towns and villages.

    “The primitive state of irrigation obviously made waterslides and wave pools impossible, but the engineers who survived the Babel disaster were able to quickly improvise Ferris wheels and drop towers from their memories of cranes and scaffolds.”

    • e

      ferret say what?

      • yarrofox

        Is that a name of one of the cities? Or is it like What?

      • Argent Stonecutter

        There’s debate over whether “Anchor What?” was part of a city-state amusement complex, or a religious training facility like those found in Central America. Traditionally it was said to have been founded by a lost vessel from the great Queng-Hohoho flotilla of military and merchant clowns from the Honk reign, but Whattish historians now argue that the Risible Emperor was inspired by their ancestors instead.

        The name, of course, refers to a classic Whattish practical joke involving a rubber anchor.

  62. Argent Stonecutter

    “The ferris wheels and other rides of Precolumbian Central America did not long survive the coming of the Europeans, and only their elaborate foundations remain. These were no amusement parks, instead the rides were tests of courage and skill, with spiked logs and huge stone balls released onto the tracks of their wooden coasters in praise of Hahahapocthli and Ticklecoatl, the feather boa.”

    • yarrofox

      Fascinating. Do some people disagree whether or not these ancient tests were made or introduced by aliens?

      • Argent Stonecutter

        You mean those great stone balls? They were obviously originally volcanic in origin, produced by geode-like crystallization around a seed, and only a small number were actually finished to trophy quality for the emperors and high priests. The average WeisGei or NyukNyuk monk had nothing more than a common boulder to show for their death-defying ride.

  63. Hypergenesis

    “The wave driven Armadillol was an Ancient Spanish Ferris Wheel which was originally designed as an automatic sea salt extractor. Its base frame is a paddled wheel with the paddles aligned 90 degrees off the usual paddle wheel design. Using hoisted pumice slabs the wheel collects sea water and dries it during its 2-hour cycle. On the way down, the salt is collected by people called shakers who shook the light slabs of the freshly-made salt. One time, one of these shakers got caught in the rising wheel and due to his acrophobia, he was unable to jump from the three-foot fall to the sea. Despite his bewildering fear, he claimed that it was the best 2 hours of his life and even went for another round. The inventor found that converting the wheel for recreational purpose would earn him more in a day than a year of selling sea-salt and he promptly did so.”

    “An interview with the inventor’s descendants gave light on the mysterious name of the wheel. From his diary a record said that one summer day, while resting near the river, an armadillo accidentally grasped a branch as it was curling up and rolled into the river afterwards, only to get the branch stuck in between some large river rocks. The armadillo continued rolling in the water to which the inventor replied ‘LOL’.”

  64. Hoheh

    Is Sasha ever _not_ adorable?

    • Rendak

      I don’t think so :P

  65. yarrofox

    It’s the end of civilization as we know it!!

    • Rendak

      Quick! Save the Comic!

      • HunkRlz

        The Human race will fall and pets will take over! 0.o

        • NexusWulf

          yes they will all obey to the PETS *obey*

          • yarrofox

            *will not obey*

          • Mordark

            *will place you into purgatory until you decide to comprehend the current situation*

  66. Vv45689

    Well well well, looks like we have some learning to do!

  67. Rendak

    This Ferris wheel may induce Loss of sanity

    • e

      i just lost 3/4 of my sanity! yeah!

  68. Fuzzypaws

    *giggles* Yeah that would be pretty terrifying actually, to have to sit through that…

  69. Hypergenesis

    I was wondering if there was no warning of any sort that it was an educational ride. . .

    • Hypergenesis

      . . . does that mean the ride didn’t have any of my cousins or relatives around. . ?