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  1. Dissension

    This is totally the response I have when I find a stranger in my kitchen. xD

    • Dissension

      Also, special cameo appearance by Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwich! x3

  2. Tahoe

    *laughs* We ferrets don’t need sleep… but feigning a yawn is a great tactic *takes notes*

    • Argent Stonecutter

      You’ve never interacted with a sleeping ferret, I take it.

      Ferrets take sleeping *seriously*. Youtube for “ferret dead sleep”

      • Frank

        youtube: now a verb

        And I guess he probably meant “during the night”, which would show he hasn’t interacted with a ferret at midnight either (ferrets are most active at twilight).

      • Tahoe

        Oh, I certainly have; they’re a lot of fun and quite nice and warm for chilly afternoons.
        The character Tahoe is notorious for not sleeping and always being energetic though ^^

      • HonorèDerazey

        I just watched a video of a ferret sleeping and WOW! Those ferrets could compare to those fainting goats my uncle has… and those fainting goats are EPIC.

  3. JoeyWolf

    A woman…in the kitchen…making a sammich??? I found Heaven.

    • HonorèDerazey

      There’s no sexism in Heanven I don’t think… jk

    • ShadyKitsune

      Too bad shes making it for herself and not you, Joey. =P
      And excuse my off topic referance, but I though NO ONE touches Joey’s food?

      • Coshi

        I think you mean “JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!”
        Man friends was cool. Also how do you tell each ferret apart?

        • ShadyKitsune

          1. They got different fur colors.
          2. They got different eye colors.
          3. Rick has been kind enough to make the females more obviously so with extended eye lashes since… I dunno.
          4. Last resort if you can’t tell them apart, their collars.

          • Jim Gai

            5.look at the tag =3

    • Sleet

      A ferret woman at that.

  4. EchoFireant

    Ohhh..Busted :D

  5. TheBrigeedaRocks

    BWAHAHAHAHA I still have no idea which ferret is which.

    • Kujiiro

      Me neither XD

    • Foxstar

      They aren’t all colored the same you know.

    • Sockmaster

      The girl is Lana, the gray one is Rock, the one with a light brown body, dark brown neck and white face is Duke, the one with dark brown arms and a light brown mask is Simon, the white one is Pit, and the one with a dark brown body and mask and light brown face is Keene. I hope that helps. :3

      And yes, I memorized them.

      • Frank

        Either that, or you can look at the tags, or go to the forum to topic 199, page 2, #p15270 (15th post)

    • NobodyYouKnow

      I never caught any of their names in the fist place

      • Solario the Visored

        Their names were originally mentioned in the first strip they were in, where the late Mr. Milton’s will named them as inheriters of his estate (though, at the time, the ferrets were not visually matched up to each).

        Also, this is my first comment on this site. :)

        Also also, I like how at least three people now have avatars with pics of King. :)

  6. 2MK

    Sandwiches make her strong!

    • DarkRexx

      Peanut Butter and Jelly is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!

      • NobodyYouKnow

        i know! remember when grape jelly hit that raccoon with a broom? or when peanut but-
        oh. you meant the sandwich condiments.
        yeah. i guess.

    • Cuckoo

      What’s that, Sandwich? KILL THEM ALL?!

      GOOD IDEA!

    • BlueAnubis

      I spy weeth my leetle eye! A THIEF!!!

      Don’t run! It’s just peanut butter and grape jelly!

  7. Silverpaws

    LOL busted kehehehe

  8. ndigit

    Hey look! It’s Peanut and Grape!

    Also. Lana is the most awesome ferret I’ve seen yet.

    • Frank

      That’s evil. Eeeevil!

      “We want more Peanut and Grape!”
      “Okay, here’s 2 pounds of peanuts and a bunch of grapes. Anything else?”

  9. wutdisdo

    Oh noes! Unrefrigerated jelly, gross!

    • Poplick

      Is it really unrefrigerated? There’s something that looks oddly like a bottle of milk in there…

  10. trace7021

    Lol I knew something like that was going to happen.

    • FuRrY321

      Your Templar powers acting up?

      xD JK

  11. Asteri

    when I read “special guest appearance”, I thought I some how missed Peanut and Grape….
    Well 1) I didn’t miss it, 2) but they really were a guest of the strip…. oh well :D

  12. Darcin

    Hopefully Thomas brought a SHINY THING that can be used as a distraction!

  13. Valerio

    AAAAHH! She ate Peanut & Grape!

  14. Chao

    So… does that make it… PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!?

    • Argent Stonecutter

      You die now.

      • HonorèDerazey

        Hey, it’s better than getting Rick Roll’d.

        You know what Rick (Griffin not Astley), if you made your best archive ever… and Rick Roll us at the climax… well… I wouldn’t exactly be very happy…

  15. Majin-Wolf

    In that unexpected communication between the two, Thomas just crapped a brick in his pants!! lol

  16. Pokeblue


    Prehaps he would’ve had better luck if he was covered in flour if he’s gonna pretend to be a statue or something.

  17. Majin-Wolf

    Where’s a Tanooki suit when you need one!!!

  18. Whiskers

    This comic gave me an intense craving for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich…

  19. Cid

    And I was SURE ferret-vision was based off of motion. :D

  20. james319

    Awww XD thats cute in an weird way :P

    wish I could make sandwiches with my eyes closed XD

    • Frank

      Sleepwalking is no fun. Nor is sleep-eating, nor sleep sandwich-making

      You’ll wake up on the other side of the house, all sticky and with a full stomach, with no idea of how you did it.

  21. Zlashdrive

    Is the ferret even smart enough to know that its a thief breaking in?

    • Frank

      “Hey, you’re that guy Pit hired to install the pneumatic tubes! What happened to your beard? And what’s with the funny suit?”
      “H–h— how do you know that?”
      “We found out we actually can get our surveillance cams on our blackberries ;)

    • Salenstormwing

      Ferrets are thie…. natural collectors of stuff. I’m sure ferrets can recognize others who share the joy of pilfering, I mean stealing, I mean finding of other people’s stuff.

      • Argent Stonecutter

        … never go up against a ferret when larceny is on the line!

        Try “collection of neglected trifles”. :3

  22. Spirit Studios 2010

    I guess Rick just got tired of people bugging him about Grape and Peanut lol

  23. Frank

    Cool! The ferrets have a step-ladder to reach the jelly! (Or, as Paul Potts said, “I think it’s called jam over here”)

    • Frank

      Okay, the quote is actually “I think my legs have turned to jelly, I think it’s called jell-o over here” but “jam” applies better to this situation

  24. Legendario 777

    Mr. Rick, I saw what you did there.

    • NobodyYouKnow

      enlighten the rest of us

  25. Frank

    Is the black thing behind Lana in panel 5 a TV, an oven, or a dumbwaiter?

    • NobodyYouKnow

      no, it’s most definitely something nobody else has (or needs) but cost, like, a bazillion dollars, and they bought it because they like spending bazillions of dollars on unnecessary items, like, i don’t know, giant rectangle shaped pneumatic tubes, roughly the size of a window, or a dumbwaiter that could fit into such a tube and carry several ferrets at once.

      • tjprower

        Or it could just be a window… XD

        • NobodyYouKnow

          who has the window open in the middle of the night? besides burglars…
          well, he didn’t come in that way, did he? i dont know, im confused. but i did think about it being a window.

      • jack

        it’s a chalkboard!

  26. SomeGuy

    Let’s see if they can remember Rick from the will proceedings and put 2 and 2 together. :p

    • Frank

      *Gasp* the judge who read the will has a name! And he’s named after the strip’s author!

  27. FlareKitsune

    Ferrets are more clever than you think, Mr. Spy.

    Yes, Spy. He reminds me of him. :3

  28. Angelkitt

    Humans think animals are stupid, hehe… dummy.

  29. tjprower

    “Snake…? Snake? SNAKE!!!!”

  30. Maark30

    We know that some of these ferrets are very smart. The plan to make the Wolves citizens is proof of that. They just get destracted easy.

  31. FuRrY321

    That’s it, next time I see somebody trying to hide, I’ll do that to them! MUAHHAHA-ack!
    Grape! Peanut! Nooooooo!!!!!!

  32. wingedwolfgirl

    Lana: “That was a fun game Mr Stranger-Burglar-man!
    Now would you like a BROOM TO YOUR FACE?”

  33. BlueAnubis

    *get’s up off of the ground* -ahaha… Ahh
    It’s official, Lana is my favorite member of the Milton family.

    • Frank

      Off the ground? Why were you playing I Spy on the ground?

      Oh wait, you don’t mean you were rolling on the ground? Perhaps peforming “an audible expression of …joy or happiness”?

      • BlueAnubis

        I may have been playing ROFL. it’s fun as long as no one steps on you.

        • Poplick

          I find LOL and ROFL acceptable to act out–but not LMAO.

  34. BlackKat

    Great……as if he didn’t have troubles to begin with…now the ferrets know of his existence. I see much chaos in the future, much, much fun and unnecessary chaos. :)

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Chaos is never unnecessary for a ferret.

      • Charlie

        Chaos comes with ferrets. It’s a package deal.

  35. Cerberus

    Nice i like how Tom transitions from one of the several “just dont say it” phrases to BUSTED. Thats awesome.

  36. Doomwolf

    Hopeful he has a tube sock use on the ferret.

  37. The game

    This is the second time the alt text as made me double over (and slap my forehead)

    • The game

      At first I was like, wait Peanut and Grape are here???, then i saw the alt text

      i love you alt text

    • Frank

      only the second?

  38. Argent Stonecutter

    What on earth would ferrets keep in a pool room?

    • Zaffa

      A pool, of course! Why else would they call it a “pool room?”

    • HonorèDerazey

      I think they mean a room where you would play billiards…

      • Argent Stonecutter

        You reminded me of a Grook. Thank you…


        Nature, it seems, is the popular name
        for milliards and milliards and milliards
        of particles playing their infinite game
        of billiards and billiards and billiards…

        – Piet Hein

        In any case: I know what a pool room is, the question is what would a ferret make of it.

  39. HonorèDerazey

    I love how these ferrets treat everything like a game! :3 Although I do too:

    Me: OMG a robber!


    Me: I will call them unless you… *Smiles mischievously* PLAY SOME TWISTER WITH ME!!!! =D

  40. Majin-Wolf

    The Ferrets will rule the world someday with the power of Peanut butter and Jelly!! Thats purely genius and evil 0.0

  41. ColdCedric

    Well, I didn’t suspect that to happen

  42. DarkDeity5

    Lana looks so cute yawning! I don’t know why, she just does.

    • Valerio

      totally agree!

    • ShadyKitsune

      Pretty much anything small and fuzzy, that doesn’t have a mouth big enough to fit your fist in, looks cute yawning. xD

  43. Helth

    You got to love those little buggers

    • Valerio

      who doesn’t?

  44. BlueArmy

    I’m guessing the “sponsored by Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwich” part was a response to something (like how much we’ve been missing the main cast)?

  45. Stevie Maxwell

    Is it just me, or do the Milton ferrets remind anyone else of Smurf village, with only one female among them?


      thats true, only ferrets dont have the ability to “smurf” things 20 times their size, but their cool none-the-less

  46. wolfsangel

    love how you worked in the two main characters :P

  47. Stevie Maxwell

    Just realized this needs the ‘double strip’ tag.

  48. AFox

    I knew peanut butter and grape jelly from some comic I like, and it was shock when I remembered that was watch this comic was about… you know peanut’s shame in having feelings for grape.

  49. Silver Dragon ordinence

    The stupid criminal has been seen. Hooray! Victory!
    now we need someone to catch him.

    • Rags

      Now we need someone smart enough to catch him.