And for those out of the know, ferretone is like ferret catnip, only it smells like chocolate, has an oily texture, and allows you to perform entire full spine transplants while the ferret is under its addictive spell. oh, it also makes their skin and coat better somehow.
I think this would be a sugar high. It’s not a whole lot different, except you probably tend to remember more. Plus, sugar can do strange things to animals.
And I love Miles’ expressions. He can’t get a word in edgewise, but still says a lot.
So Dad had a plan…and apparently philanthropy will help achieve it. I guess it makes sense that a community of pets all helping each other will further the idea that animals can make the same moral decisions as humans.
The more they help each other, the more “human” they become. Though greed certainly is a human characteristic as well. >:3
After about a day the world would dr up, implode and all things in the universe would cease to exist… or maybe he would try off road racing with the limo. Saying that, how would he reach the foot pedal?
Ever overcharge an alkaline battery? it farts hydrogen gas, then explodes. i could only imagine would emmit alpha, beta, and gamma radiation after consuming a small ammount of energy drinks. shortly before shifting into another universe or plane of exsistance, the ferret’s massive outburst of radiation would probobly kill anything without lead skin.
I don’t need to! We’ve already seen what a handful of chocolate-covered expresso beans can do to a small animal, and now that we’ve seen the effects of orange soda, it seems only reasonable to imagine their combination…! :arrow:
“… blowing more money than we could ever spend…”
Something people seem to not be taking into account is that the ferrets inherited businesses on top of a huge fortune. They not only have a lot of money, but are continuing to rake in even more as time goes on.
As for “what their dad wanted,” aside from knowing about his fondness of animals/pets this is the first specific goal mentioned in-comic. As far as we know, he just wanted the ferrets to be happy (unless I’m forgetting a comic that specifically says otherwise).
…those facial expressions of Miles are absolutely perfekt – so fitting !… it is amazing what you can convey with such slight changes to the mouth and eyebrows, Mr. Griffin… great artwork !…
An interesting point. Since animals in this universe have opposable thumbs and the ability to speak, there’s no guarantee that chocolate would have the same effect on them…
I enjoy the humor in this strip… don’t know why I foudn it so funny, but it is. Perhaps it’s the fact that the bazillioneir ferret just said “dawg” to a wolf… who could easily eat him in about two bites.
Well, he’s abnormally edified by (what would appear to be Housepets!-) wolf standards; perhaps he’s completely disarmed the term! I mean- it’s as if he’s completely unaffected, here…
True, true…. I still liked the fact that he was wearing bi-focals and reading in the woods. Educated wolf… can’t live as he wants too… forced to stick to society’s stereotypes… perhaps that’s what made the other wolf eat little red riding hood?
Three panels later, and I realize Miles shares my first name, as like a cat in Las Lindas. Coincidence? I say no, just to add more suspense to my life. XD
-looks around for stalkers-
See kids this is why you shouldn’t get drunk, You may end up with a naked buff wolf in your private car and your too drunk to notice the full situation
the wolf is awsome and the weasel is drunk heehee
Wolves are always the best = 3
*wags tail*
whoops ferrets my bad
Actually, ferrets are a type of weasel.
And for those out of the know, ferretone is like ferret catnip, only it smells like chocolate, has an oily texture, and allows you to perform entire full spine transplants while the ferret is under its addictive spell. oh, it also makes their skin and coat better somehow.
And where might one find a donor ferret spine?
I don’t have a ferret or anything, I just wanna make a cool bracelet out of it.
Kidding!
Well, that does sound like an accessory that tells people not to mess with you…
Thats the thing though, its a common misconception that ferrets have spines, when in fact, they do not.
Regarding spineless ferrets:
So, you can imagine how groundbreaking it was when we were finally able to make a successful transplant.
You can call us weasels, ferrets, carpet-sharks, whatever you like. We accept worship in all names and denominations.
It’s a ferret. They probably develop hallucinations if they consume too many pixie stix.
nice one
I think this would be a sugar high. It’s not a whole lot different, except you probably tend to remember more. Plus, sugar can do strange things to animals.
And I love Miles’ expressions. He can’t get a word in edgewise, but still says a lot.
Who loves orange soda?
Everybody.
Kel loves orange soda. XD
Ugh I feel old remembering that Keenan and Kel bit ^^;;.
Is it true?
You’re not the only one.
MmmmmmHmmmmmm!! I do I do I dooo-oooo!!! ^_-
I don’t! Oranges make me kinda sick, no matter what form… T.T
I made that same joke on Monday. lol
Oh snap! Call in Fido! We need a breathalizer!
ha orange soda drunks, i know them, it is actually possible
… What.
So Dad had a plan…and apparently philanthropy will help achieve it. I guess it makes sense that a community of pets all helping each other will further the idea that animals can make the same moral decisions as humans.
The more they help each other, the more “human” they become. Though greed certainly is a human characteristic as well. >:3
Ah, under the influence of carbonated sugar drinks, that would certainly explain his sudden generosity! XP
Imagine the effects if he consumed an energy drink!
After about a day the world would dr up, implode and all things in the universe would cease to exist… or maybe he would try off road racing with the limo. Saying that, how would he reach the foot pedal?
We all know what happens with coffee :333
Hammy proved the Fry effect!
but i like da’ cookie…
http://www.history.com/shows.do?action=detail&episodeId=481994
Depending on the amount of caffeine in the drink, he’d most likely either vibrate himself into another dimension or explode. Or both.
Actually, he’d explode the other dimension!
Ever overcharge an alkaline battery? it farts hydrogen gas, then explodes. i could only imagine would emmit alpha, beta, and gamma radiation after consuming a small ammount of energy drinks. shortly before shifting into another universe or plane of exsistance, the ferret’s massive outburst of radiation would probobly kill anything without lead skin.
I don’t need to! We’ve already seen what a handful of chocolate-covered expresso beans can do to a small animal, and now that we’ve seen the effects of orange soda, it seems only reasonable to imagine their combination…!
:arrow:
Seems I meant to use ‘
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OR it seems that emoticon doesn’t actually exist despite the WordPress guide. Hm.
*sigh* … or it’s just slow to load when done properly… I’m finished now. Yes.
Imma let you finish, Keene, but Beyonce had one of the best orange soda-inspired ramblings of ALL TIME!
Yo Mathgrant, I’m really happy for you, and i’mma let you finish, But Kell is the biggest fan of orange soda of all time!!!
yo blueanubis, i’m really happy for you and imma let you finish…(witty comparison here).
so go ahead.
LOL!
This comic gets better and better….Wow, awesome.
Wait so they spent all the money instead of doing what their dad wanted?
Or are they doing it?
I’m confused, someone help explain.
“… blowing more money than we could ever spend…”
Something people seem to not be taking into account is that the ferrets inherited businesses on top of a huge fortune. They not only have a lot of money, but are continuing to rake in even more as time goes on.
As for “what their dad wanted,” aside from knowing about his fondness of animals/pets this is the first specific goal mentioned in-comic. As far as we know, he just wanted the ferrets to be happy (unless I’m forgetting a comic that specifically says otherwise).
This. Also their dad surely took in account someone going spend crazy and took steps.
I must say, indeed… O!o
Slinkyrat is hammered from Orange Crush. X3 Adorable.
…those facial expressions of Miles are absolutely perfekt – so fitting !… it is amazing what you can convey with such slight changes to the mouth and eyebrows, Mr. Griffin… great artwork !…
I DO agree.
Well Miles, it seems you learn something new every day~
Before I read the last panel I thought, “GET A GRIP IT’S ORANGE JUICE FOR GOD’S SAKE!”
Ferretone and Orange Soda… It’s like Rum and Coke for ferrets? Either way, YAY! More ferret-stuff!
Be glad its not chocolate; it would probably have killed him. or is that just for dogs? I forget @_@
An interesting point. Since animals in this universe have opposable thumbs and the ability to speak, there’s no guarantee that chocolate would have the same effect on them…
http://www.housepetscomic.com/2008/07/11/a-real-buzz/
Seems Rick forgot to include a foot-note with that asterisk
but then it kind of nullifies the need for “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Chocolate” from Whodathunkit.
http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/03/25/and-now-you-can-never-unsee-it/
http://www.housepetscomic.com/2008/10/31/because-hes-allergic-you-see/
I’m leaning towards chocolate bad for dogs, maybe not for others?
As far as we know, cats are immune to therobromine poisoning, while dogs are not. Further than that, we don’t know.
Reminds me of Snoopy and rootbeer. ^^
That’s just the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.
I enjoy the humor in this strip… don’t know why I foudn it so funny, but it is. Perhaps it’s the fact that the bazillioneir ferret just said “dawg” to a wolf… who could easily eat him in about two bites.
Well, he’s abnormally edified by (what would appear to be Housepets!-) wolf standards; perhaps he’s completely disarmed the term! I mean- it’s as if he’s completely unaffected, here…
True, true…. I still liked the fact that he was wearing bi-focals and reading in the woods. Educated wolf… can’t live as he wants too… forced to stick to society’s stereotypes… perhaps that’s what made the other wolf eat little red riding hood?
Somebody spiked the drink!……..he he he. Miles expressions are just so funnyXD
I’m surprised Miles is wearing a seat belt. And the ferret isn’t.
Maybe ferrets don’t handle sugar and caffeine too well? Being high on sugar is a possibility.
Wow, Keene is hammered. He makes me laugh, but not as much as Mile’s expressions.
Three panels later, and I realize Miles shares my first name, as like a cat in Las Lindas. Coincidence? I say no, just to add more suspense to my life. XD
-looks around for stalkers-
I was right! You can get high on soda pop!
*runs off to beige vanilla coke*
*runs back*
I meant binge…
never mind.
Its froth tends to be beige, doesn’t it?
IDK
Isn’t Beige a color?
So I guess Ferrets are very big lightweights
lol ::has can of orange soda:: >.> no I wasn’t gonna drink it ::takes sip::
d’awww, he’s cute when he’s drunk
LOL its the perfect title XD i like it when he’s drunk
Keene: “Dat Soda is Da Bomb!”
Miles Wolf: “Ah.. You are bombed. Snookered in fact”
Keene: “BARRRRRRRFFFFFF! Oh… sorry Dawg… ”
Miles Wolf: “ehhh… It’s okay. It should wash out (GAG)”
Keene: “Don’t worry.. I’M DRIVING!!”
Miles Wolf: “Oh God (buries his head in his hands.., er…, paws).
*prays for Miles safety…. and the other drivers.*
Yeah, you have no idea what orange soda can do to us …. especially the 20th one…
miles is buff. and intelligent. and covered with fur.
somebody hide him from the fangirls!
that said, I LOVE THIS COMIC!
In this community, I don’t think it’s the girls you have to worry about
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Whoops, meant to say “resent” not recent.
… Thats the word right?
Every time I see him, Miles gets more and more awesome to me.
Keane’s improbable intoxication just makes me smile.
Err… Keene.
I knew it Sodas are just flavored beer with high amounts of caffeine!!!
Intoxication from caffeine, rofl. Only with ferrets…
Please don’t develop Cerberus syndrome.
Please don’t develop Cerberus syndrome.
Love it, love it. I especially love that, on top of all else, Miles knows the importance of a seat-belt! Vehicular safety ftw!
I’m with Raiettei: Miles never fails to impress!
*sigh* :3
The articulate-wolf is also a safe-wolf!
Some people get drunk even with mouthspray… See what 0.01% alcoholic solution does to some people?! XD
…I mean, ferrets XD
Heh I like this comic simply because he artist is good at showing just the sheer length of a ferret. Long little buggers, they are.
See kids this is why you shouldn’t get drunk, You may end up with a naked buff wolf in your private car and your too drunk to notice the full situation
I thought that was the reason why people got drunk?
Awww ^^ That’s adorable
*Huggles the fuzzball*