SPACE PIRATES IN SPACE GUYS
This took some time to do! But you can buy the fully revised version of Ten Thousand Miles Up right now in all formats DRM-free on Smashwords! Don’t have an e-reader? No problem, it’s readable right in-browser! You can even preview the first half of the story free! http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/146211
Soon to be on Amazon, just you wait!
ATTENTION EARTH HUMANS
THE ONE KNOWN AS RICK GRIFFIN, WHO IS ME, IS NOT INDISPOSED IN THE LEAST, NOR HAS HE BEEN REPLACED BY AN EVIL ALIEN DOPPELGANGER. PLEASE GO ABOUT YOUR ROUTINES PRECISELY, AND REMEMBER TO DRINK A WARM GLASS OF MILK BEFORE BED AS IT WILL HELP YOU SLEEP.
It’s a little more ambitious than I assumed. Conquering a small latin american country, I mean. Give me a little while.
I need to fight off the garblaxian invasion that’s centered on my house, so give me a few minutes



